big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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