i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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