D3 body, D1 cock
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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