how can u be prego again
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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