I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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