Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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