After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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