this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
please don't ironically join a cult
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