is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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