she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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