I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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