All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Randomize
