What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I think a kid would responsible me up
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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