Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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