Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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