he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Michael Bay diarrhea
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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