we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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