Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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