walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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