On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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