Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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