If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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