Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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