Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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