I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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