Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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