Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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