Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I think I just shit out all my problems.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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