What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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