Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
