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I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.

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I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops

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i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."

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was his pinky out?

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You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.

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