we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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