Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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