this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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