Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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