Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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