you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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