Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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