there's paper in my vomit.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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