D3 body, D1 cock
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
pop tarts are not kleenex
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
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