Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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