i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
we made out on top of his cat.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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