I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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