So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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