Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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