Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
wow bdsm is so cute
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