This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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