thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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