I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
How did I end up in the pool?!
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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