Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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