I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
She needs sedatives and a leash
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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