I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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