You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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