Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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