"it" just moved
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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