Whod you bang
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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