y did u give ur computer a hand job?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Actions speak louder than pants.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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