Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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